I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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