they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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