I think I just saw someone hide a body.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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