i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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