we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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