You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.