We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.