so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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