every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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