the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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