His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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