id be glad to
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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