if i died would you start the facebook group?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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