While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Randomize
