WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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