Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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