super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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