her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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