His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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