Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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