Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I need moral support for this bender
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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