Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
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I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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