escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
This house was built for laser tag.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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