Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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