I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
The feeling are messing with the penis
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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