Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
