Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I wear drunk well.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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