I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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