btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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