just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I will pee on everything he values.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
don't judge my taste in strippers
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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