i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You've changed since you got that strap on
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