This is not my ceiling
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Randomize
