...so i touched it.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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