I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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