why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I FOUND THE LEGS
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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