I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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