She's like a pop up book from hell.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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