i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I deserve this hangover.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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