you guys were way drunker than both of me
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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