so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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