it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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