I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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