super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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