How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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