yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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