I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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