Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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