HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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