a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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