Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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