shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
