He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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