This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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