just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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